I’m teaching Little Scribbler about who is a boy and who is a girl, and who is a grown up.
Me: “Is Mommy a girl Mommy or a boy Mommy?”
Little Scribbler: “A girl Mommy”
Me: “That’s right! Is Mommy a grown up girl or a little girl?”
Little Scribbler: “A grown up girl…with a very fat butt.”
They say children and fools never lie…